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Hey guess what? It hasn't been fifteen years since my last post! I know crazy right? I think it's great that you keep on coming back for more like a kicked dog...or Cher. What? Yeah I didn't get it either but it goes against the whole stream of consciousness writing style to go back and edit the Cher remark so it stays. The stream she is a cruel mistress. I think that it's great I can still remember how to put words on a page. Granted no trees were harmed in the making of said page so I do question its validity as an entity. I digress...what was the point of this again?

You still there? Cool. I would have bailed after the Cher thing. I mean Cher. Really? Anyway here goes...

So what's up with you? Currently, I'm sitting in the student center of my local community college burning time before class. There's a lady across from me. She's 76. I know this because she has told the gentleman sitting next to her that not only did she lose $50,000 in 2008 but she'll be 80 in 4 years and unless she starts making $95,000 a year she won't be able to retire. She also seems to think that someone is interested in her money. Many people could benefit from it she says. She graduated from high school when she was 15. I'd like to think that the guy she's got cornered is a financial advisor of some sort but at this point it seems more likely that she grabbed him and started talking. She also speaks Spanish. She used to hide in the fields from the migrant workers. She's a renaissance woman with money that many people could benefit from. I kinda want to skip class to see how this all pans out. Seems like it could be going somewhere good. Maybe she's a duchess.

In case you couldn't tell, I haven't written anything in quite some time and all of the sudden got the urge. The result is a disjointed pile of crap but it's my crap and I love her. What else? Well I'm 28 now. I am once again evenly divisible by 2 and I can now remember back 20 years. Two decades. That's a lot to remember. Actually it's mostly memories about snack cakes and the like so I suppose I could sum up 20 years of memories simply stated as "Little Debbie" and that'd work. So there ya go.

You still with me here? Wow you really are a trooper dear reader/readers/imaginary friends. The last one of these things I wrote got read by someone in Greece or something. Pretty cool. I'd like to think that I've said something that touches the hearts of thousand all around the world but I fear that it more than likely contributes to American stereotype. You're welcome Acidophilus Oikos. You're welcome.

This concludes an otherwise lackluster blog entry. It's free so no whining. I might come up with something interesting to share later. God, I hope so. I almost gave up on me halfway through paragraph 3. Seriously though, thanks for reading. Till next time. Adios y'all.